ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
|Books 1-3:||Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.|
|Books 4-7:||Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.|
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post